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5 Perks of having a Boyfriend…

June 18, 2011 1 comment

Okay, so..today i was used as an escape goat for SOMEONE din’t wanna go out for lunch, and say that he wanted to accompany me…which reminded both of us, of the video by wongfu – “5 perks of having a girlfriend”..haha..so I am making 5 perks of having a boyfriend…

5 perks of having a boyfriend:
1.Personal 3-in-1 = porter + security guard + driver
After a long long boring week, if you wanna go out for a shopping trip, bring him along then! If he has no car, he’ll pay for taxi, or he’ll ascot you along the subway to ensure your safety. Then while you are shopping, well, girl’s can’t carry all those bags when they are shopping can they, so it’s time for the guys to show their manly-hood…using their big bulky arms for—bag carrying purposes.

2.The “other” hand-free purse
You know how girls use to carry their stuff around in a bag call purse, well, sometimes when you are just too lazy to carry the bags around, but the outfit that you are wearing either have no pockets, or would look funny if you have millions of stuff packed in it, just hand it to the guys and they can take care of it..I mean, since when have a guy go out with a pants / trouser that have less that 2 pockets??

3. Training ground
By training , I don’t mean gym training or stuff like that. You’d be surprise, or maybe not, that girls who are in a relationship are must stronger and independent that those who are not, why? Simple, because boys are like kids and they need nursing. Instead of taking care of themselves, now, the girls will have to take care of 2 people. Now that she’s in a relationship, she’ll have to clean up TWO apartment at once, prepare TWO person’s meal etc etc… well, at the end of the relationship, let’s say it’s time you get your certificate for a Super nanny…so isn’t he your personal training ground?^^

4. Repair man
Generally girls are poorer in electronic stuff and guys are better. So, wanna reformat you’re computer? Instead of travelling all the way to town and leave your computer in a shop for a whole week and paying a you-know-not-worth-it sum , just toss it to him and say: “ Nah, you’d better fix this or you will not see me for a week” = JOB DONE.^^..Fast and Simple.

5. Escape goat
Well, this is a two sided perk , and let’s say your bunch of girls wanna go out and have a wild night, but you are so tired so…you can just say :
” I’m sorry girls,I really wanna go but I can’t tonight, he’s having a bad day at work and I need to comfort him, but I’ll join you guys next time.” This not only show that you are a nice friend, it also shows that you are a caring girl friend..Double Win

Well, haha, this blog is just for fun, now need to get back to my studies, T.T…i have barely touched the tip of my today’s quota…*CRY*…T.T…O ya,I almost forgotten, enjoy this video…^^

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